FOR THE ONES WHO WANT IT ALL.

HIGH PROTEIN | LOW CAL DESSERT

GLUTEN-FREE LIVE ACTIVE CULTURES NATURALLY CONCENTRATED PROTEIN GUT HEALTHY REFINED SUGAR FREE NO WHEY PROTEIN STACKED WITH PROTEIN
GLUTEN-FREE LIVE ACTIVE CULTURES NATURALLY CONCENTRATED PROTEIN GUT HEALTHY REFINED SUGAR FREE NO WHEY PROTEIN STACKED WITH PROTEIN
GLUTEN-FREE LIVE ACTIVE CULTURES NATURALLY CONCENTRATED PROTEIN GUT HEALTHY REFINED SUGAR FREE NO WHEY PROTEIN STACKED WITH PROTEIN
GLUTEN-FREE LIVE ACTIVE CULTURES NATURALLY CONCENTRATED PROTEIN GUT HEALTHY REFINED SUGAR FREE NO WHEY PROTEIN STACKED WITH PROTEIN
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LIMITED SPOTS AVAILABLE
MONTHLY MYSTERY FLAVOUR
FIRST ACCESS TO INVENTORY
DELIVERY

Delivery FAQ

When is the order cutoff?

Cutoff is every Tuesday at 3pm. We run our full production on Tuesdays, so this is what keeps everything fresh.

When will I get my order?

If you order before Tuesday 3pm, your order goes out that same week, between Wednesday and Friday. Our courier will message you on the day with your delivery timeline.

If you order after Tuesday 3pm, your order will go out the following week instead, made fresh from that week's batch.

What if my flavour is out of stock?

Occasionally we do a flavour rotation, which means a flavour you've ordered could be unavailable that week. If this happens, we'll reach out to ask which replacement you'd prefer, and update your order on our side. No need to do anything on your end until you hear from us.

Where do you deliver?

We currently deliver across Cape Town, including the Atlantic Seaboard, City Bowl, Southern Suburbs, and Northern Suburbs, as well as a Winelands route. Fee is calculated based on your region.

Do I need to return anything?

Yes! We're big on reducing waste. Our courier collects your insulated foil bag and jars on your next delivery. Just place your empty jars inside the foil bag and hand it to the courier driver when they arrive.

Is there a discount for returning customers?

Yes, use the code JAR10 for 10% off your next order.

Who do I contact if something's wrong with my delivery?

Reach out to me on +1 (940) 604 0490 on whatsapp :)

LIMITED SPOTS

We are growing, but at a pace that allows us to maintain quality and consistency. For this reason we will start with a limited slots and scale as we can maintain out standards.

JAR COLLECTION

This is just built into your service. Every time your courier drops off your next order, they'll collect your empty jars AND your foil bag from the week before.

It's our little way of Closing The Loop. Those jars get cleaned and reused rather than sitting in a landfill somewhere, and you get to feel good knowing your weekly treat comes with a side of looking after the planet too. Subscribing to ThickPlot means you're not just getting your favourite flavours on repeat, you're part of how we keep our packaging footprint as small as our jars are cute.

ALL FLAVOURS / PER 250G JAR
Flavour kcal Protein Carbs Fat
Cheesecake (250g) 180 24g 9g 6g
Peanut Butter Crunch (250g) 180 26g 7g 5g
Vanilla (250g) 132 24g 5g 2g
Tiramisu (250g) 170 24g 8g 4.5g
Brownie (250g) 250 25g 20g 5g
Pistachio (250g) 200 26g 8g 7g
Milktart (250g) 200 24g 11g 7g
Biscuit Spread (250g) 250 24g 38g 3g
Salted Caramel (250g) 190 24g 20g 2g
Roseberry (250g) 200 24g 14g 5g
Chocolate Orange (250g) 195 24g 10g 5g
Peppermint Crisp (250g) 220 24 8.6 5.8
Coco Choc (250g) 240 25g 12.9 10.2
S’more (250g) 250 26 18 9
Blue Berry Muffin 220 25g 14.4 4
Cookies & Cream (250g) 250 25g 24 8.6

INCLUSIONS:  MADE IN HOUSE

All inclusions are baked or prepared in house with full oversight on every ingredient. Everything is gluten free.

01
Shortbread biscuits (Used in Cheesecake and Milk Tart) Butter, allulose, rice flour, gluten free oat flour, vanilla extract, salt.
02
Meringue biscuits (Used in Tiramisu) Egg whites, egg yolks, allulose, gluten free oat flour, corn flour, vanilla extract, cream of tartar, salt.
03
Sweet potato brownie (Used in the brownie) Sweet potato, peanut butter, eggs, cocoa powder, butter. Contains peanuts and eggs.
04
Chocolate Honey Whip (Used in the brownie) Pasteurised egg whites, raw honey, cocoa.
05
Pistachio butter (Used in the pistachio) 100% whole roasted pistachios, nothing added, blended in house.
06
Medjool date caramel (Used in Salted Caramel and Biscuit Spread) 100% Medjool dates, vanilla, honey, pink Himalayan sea salt.
07
Speculoos biscuits and spread (Used in Biscuit Spread) Homemade gluten free shortbread baked with a custom spice blend of cinnamon, ginger, cardamom, cloves and nutmeg, then blended with Medjool date caramel into a smooth spread. Baked and blended in house.

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